I’m awesome but sometimes I fart so much my butt falls off. Has your butt ever fallen off? Is it like a stitches process or can you just krazy glue it back on? Also does it leave marks??
Side question: what’s your favorite song/album to listen to while reattaching your butt?
notes on my phone
-every expended breath in 24 (12?) hours, individually packaged bags.
-sixty ways to leave your lover, not a single one to find another.
-true love is making love on a bed of cash and blowing lines off your partner’s chest.
-william elliot whitmore
-carlos cazares
-white oak, 6 geese, tumescence
-“you know not who i am.” “i am the devil.”
it’s been a long fucking while
i think 2 and a half years is enough of a break,
i’d like to start making art again.
World’s Most Expensive Photograph
Andreas Gursky’s work, Rhein II, sold at Christie’s for $4,338,500, making it the world’s most expensive photograph.
Why tho
1. Art is as expensive as the buyer says it is.
2. Also, there’s always going to be a “most expensive” piece. weather you like the way it looks or not.
(last note: this photo is beautiful. is it 4.3 million dollars beautiful? no. but it sure is beautiful.)
(Source: thekhooll)
shoes. i like them.
Feliz Gonzalez-Torres - Portrait of Ross in L.A. ('91)
reading shit i already know, about a piece i already like, by an artist i already love- still reminding me why i love art, and why i want to make it.
reel big fish - drunk again
yeah, it’s reel big fish, sue me. this song is actually really fucking awesome.
True love
True love is making love on a bed of cash and blowing lines off your partners chest.
art school
i saw my elementary school art teacher tonight.
she remembered me, which is impressive considering it’s been around 14 years since i was her student. i told her i went to art school, got a bfa, hugged her and thanked her for sending me on my path.
it was pretty awesome.
borderline - thin lizzy
seven beers and still sober
it’s time to change to something stronger